Country Bumpkin's girl-hot.

Yuuki-not.

Screw-Natalia.

Marry-Mint.

Throw off a cliff-Arche.

((ooc; oh my god this is the last shallow post I put up on Poly for the longest time okay. B())

[The sound of clumsy slamming of the communication device! And then, a voice that's clearly not Chester's-but no one has to figure that out. Yet. ... Or ever. B)]

I bet Arche fucks like a tiger!

[A pause.]

Mint's tits are huge-I wanna motorboat those babies alllllll niiiiiiiight long.

[An even longer pause.]

Ohhhh yeah, come to papa.

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